boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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(Source: ishowerwithcats)
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(Source: mr-styles)
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You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.
— When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
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(Source: hiddlesy)
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cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
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“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”
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(Source: hiddlesy)
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mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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